轻松一刻（英语小笑话）

Good boy　　Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"　　"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.　　"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"　　"She is the one who sells the candy.　　小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。　　“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”　　“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”

　　“她是个卖糖果的。”

　　Borrow money　　Tom: William has asked me for a loan of five pounds. Should I be doing right in lending it to him?　　Jack: Certainly.　　Tom: And why?　　Jack: Because otherwise he would try to borrow it from me.　　汤姆：威廉向我借五英镑。我该不该借给他？　　杰克：当然应该了。　　汤姆：为什么？　　杰克：否则他就该跟我借了。